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Sunday, November 26, 2006

IT'S SLEETING SLATES OF SNOW RIGHTS'NOW!

It's snowing right now!!! First it was "sleet", now it's "snow"! I went outside to take lots of pictures before it all melted and the steps were slippery and I stepped on the slippery steps and slipped and busted ass and broke the digital camera! That means that we've broken TWO cameras in six months! I'm so angry right now that I can barely speak and who cares about all that snow and trying to be innocent and happy in falling frozen water and enjoy my surroundings when I keep breaking expensive things like my own ass and cameras!

I! AM! ANGRY! AND! I! DON'T! KNOW! HOW! TO! STOP!

HERE ARE WHAT MIGHT BE THE LAST OUT-OF-FOCUS PICTURES EVER TO BE TAKEN WITH THIS CURSED CAMERA! CAPS MEANS LOTS OF YELLING!!! WITH EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR EXTRA ANGER!!!


2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raising a princess
Yet some things rarely change
Pants are still sweaty


Haikus are for nerds
Only dutchbags hyphenate
check-this-out-mother-bitch

6:44 AM

 
Blogger Team Boom said...

Yes, verily...you were right. This is the greatest haiku in human history.

9:51 PM

 

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